Friday, December 09, 2005

Breaking Story! Golden Hamster Robs Pet Store

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A source has just told this blog that a golden hamster robbed a Tampa area pet store at gun point this morning. After forcing the store manager and another employee to lie face down on the floor, the hamster tied the two with duct tape, then escaped with 15 to 20 pounds of aromatic wood chips. Both witnesses identified the hamster as a male, about 6 feet tail with golden brown hair. Both employees agreed that he was one of the largest and cutest golden hamsters that they have ever seen. "I just wanted to take him home and watch him run on the spinning wheel," said the store manager. A detective on the scene suspects the robbery was the work of the famous thief, the Golden Hamster, who is suspected to be a man in a beautifully custom-made golden hamster costume. The Tampa Bay police are asking for anyone who may have information about this robbery to call its tip line.

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