Monday, December 12, 2005
Robbing Rodent Strikes Again!
World Exclusive!!!
This blog has just been informed that a second store in the Tampa Bay area was robbed by the Golden Hamster less than one hour ago! The newest victim to the robbing rodent is the Pets R Us store in Pinellas Beach. According to a source with a cousin who is a friend of the boyfriend of a witness to the crime, the Golden Hamster forced a store employee and a customer to lie on the floor before grabbing bags of hamster treats and pine wood chips and running out of the store. According to a second source who is familiar with the police investigation of the first robbery, Tampa Bay Police have no clues as to the identity and whereabouts of the Golden Hamster; however, a reward of $500-worth of various pet products have been offered to anyone who has information that will lead to the arrest of this thief. Below is the recently released artist's sketch of the suspect that was commissioned after the first robbery. An area scientist believes the 6-foot hamster is not a man in a hamster costume, but actually a mutated hamster that escaped from a secret DOD laboratory in New Mexico.
This blog has just been informed that a second store in the Tampa Bay area was robbed by the Golden Hamster less than one hour ago! The newest victim to the robbing rodent is the Pets R Us store in Pinellas Beach. According to a source with a cousin who is a friend of the boyfriend of a witness to the crime, the Golden Hamster forced a store employee and a customer to lie on the floor before grabbing bags of hamster treats and pine wood chips and running out of the store. According to a second source who is familiar with the police investigation of the first robbery, Tampa Bay Police have no clues as to the identity and whereabouts of the Golden Hamster; however, a reward of $500-worth of various pet products have been offered to anyone who has information that will lead to the arrest of this thief. Below is the recently released artist's sketch of the suspect that was commissioned after the first robbery. An area scientist believes the 6-foot hamster is not a man in a hamster costume, but actually a mutated hamster that escaped from a secret DOD laboratory in New Mexico.
